Jokes and Goats: Tax Day Edition

What better way to lighten up the mood on a Tax Day, than with Jokes and Goats!  Yes, lame jokes about taxes and accountants, plus goats yelling like humans.

When I say the jokes are lame, they are. But, in a funny kind of way. At least, that's what I think. Give credit where it's due, thanks to the website TheAlternativeAccountant.com for these gems. As you read through them, please realize they are the cherry picked best of the joke offerings. Really, they are.

Accountant and Taxes Jokes:

Joke: Which clients do short tax accountants like best?
Small businesses.

Joke: Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant?
She charges an arm and a leg.

Joke: What did the Tax Accountant do to liven up the office party
Not show up.

Joke: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall?
A tax accountant riding an elephant (Roll Tide).

Now, the grand finale of this festival of jokes, I present to you goats yelling like humans.