Jokes and Goats: Rain Edition

Okay, we finally pushed the cold weather away from Tuscaloosa. But now, we can't shake the day after day of clouds and rain. Have no fear, 'Jokes and Goats' are here to save the day! Yes, really lame jokes about the rain and goats yelling like humans to bring you cheer.

Here are among the worst... umm (clear throat)... I mean, here are the best knee slapping, hardy har har, ROFL jokes EVER! You're laughing may end up looking like the goat pictured above. Special thanks to jokes4us.com.

Q: What is a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
A: Hail!

Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is "change" in the weather.

Q: Why does Snoop dog need an umbrella?
A: Fo' Drizzle.

Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul (fowl) weather.

Q: Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
A: To cloud 9

Closing out this edition of 'Jokes and Goats' with this video of goats yelling like humans!