As friends gather to celebrate St.Patrick's Day, you should take along our list of jokes! These knee slapping gems will have everyone roaring and cheering your name at the party. Just try it, and watch!

This whole idea of collecting up what really lame jokes started when I received an email with such awful greatness! Sure, the closing line to the message served up a reminder "to never iron a 4-leaf clover because it’s best to never “PRESS YOUR LUCK”! RIM SHOT!

At that point, I was convinced of the need to use it often for the rest of the day! Plus, I figured why stop at one, as I collected a few more from Yes, this is the same website where I've collected gems of the past for my random blog series, "Jokes and Goats."

Note to leprechauns reading this, the jokes are just in fun.

Okay, now that we have the disclaimer out of the way, Let's get started:

Q: What's Irish and stays out all night?
A: Paddy O'furniture!

Q: How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover?
A: Because they are hard to find and lucky to have.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?
A: A sham rock

Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!

Q: What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?
A: A bachelor.

Q: What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
A: Sham-rock and roll.

Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
A: He took a shortcut!

Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
A: Because they're very short-tempered!

Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?
A: Because they're always wearing green

Hey now, hey, hey! I told you the jokes would be... lame! Haha!

Oh, have you seen the leprechaun name generator? >>click here<<

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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