Okay, we've got this arctic blast on the way for West Alabama. You may think it's time to buy up all of the bread and milk. I say, it's time for 'Jokes and Goats: The Cold Weather Edition!'

Yes, don't let the January cold weather blues get you. Let's share a cheap laugh with a few jokes!

Here we go:

Q: What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids!

Q: What's an ig?
A: A snow house without a loo!

Are you having fun yet? What would this be without a blonde joke?

Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head!

Bonus joke:

Q: Why didn't the tourist in the Arctic get any sleep?
A: He plugged his electric blanket into the toaster by mistake and kept popping out of bed all night!

Hey now, hardy har har. Knee slappin' humor for ya! We call it jokes and goats for a reason, as it is time for goats yelling like humans! See the video below.

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