Harsh Winter Weather Causes Problems for the Nation’s Idiots

There is no shortage of news stories on the historic cold outbreak across the nation.  Even the web's best humor sites have come up with their own reports!

The fake news and satire website 'The Onion' delivers a humorous report on how the conditions are hazardous for the nation's idiots.

We've posted real safety tips to help you through our big chill.  Then, you have 'The Onion's' tips which include these:

• Trick your brain into feeling warm by sticking flame decals on all of your possessions.
• Whenever coming inside from the freezing outdoors, remember to shiver and say “brrr.”
• Prevent heat from escaping by putting a hat on your thermostat.
• For the toastiest spot in the house, head to the fireplace and crawl under burning logs.

Relief is coming Tuscaloosa! We begin to warm up starting tomorrow. Below is the forecast from the B101.7 Interactive Weather Page: