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Scientists are cautioning Alabamians to be on the lookout for massive yellow jacket nests. A mild winter combined with an abundant food supply means these soulless suckers have everything they need to create massive nests--some as big as a Volkswagen Beetle. A single super nest can hold over 15,000 yellow jackets.

If you see one, scream, cry, and then contact a licensed pest control company for removal.

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