According To The Tuscaloosa News: A Tuscaloosa woman is accused of breaking into her ex-boyfriend's bedroom window and hitting his new girlfriend on the head with a Hello Kitty baseball bat.

Audriana Shante Buckhalter, 26, was charged with second-degree assault on Monday.

Her ex-boyfriend and his girlfriend filed a report with Tuscaloosa Police on Nov. 27. The woman told police that she awoke at 7:35 a.m. to the sound of breaking glass, and a woman she knew as "Anna" reaching into the window with a Hello Kitty youth baseball bat

The man told police that he awoke to his girlfriend sitting up in bed, wiping blood from her head and saying "I ain't got time for this," according to the police report.

He told police that Buckhalter continued to climb through the window, saying "You were just waiting for me to do something so you could move on," according to the report. He told Buckhalter that their relationship was over, and pushed her out of the window before she left, the officer wrote.

The woman sustained a small laceration to her head and refused medical treatment. The man did not prosecute for the burglary, but the woman did prosecute for the assault.

An investigator contacted Burkhalter, but she did not keep her appointment to speak with him. Officers obtained a warrant and arrested her Monday morning. She has been released from jail on $2,500 bond."

As Reported By The Tuscaloosa News.

Big Noodle Lou's Witty Perspective:  I can picture her in the courtroom, taking the witness stand, right now..."Your Honor, I DID not hit her in the head with a Hello Kitty Baseball Bat."  Prosecuting Attorney: "Then, tell me, what DID you do?" Defendant: "The girl's name is Kitty, and I was simply saying "Hello" to her"....Baddabing!