Many people have been arguing over the question that has been bothering us for millennia, does ranch really belongs on pizza?

Ranch is simply made out of milk, eggs, salt, union and garlic. The consistency is either can be thick or thin varying on the brand.

Pizza is also simple and needs no explanation (if you don't know what pizza is, please go see a therapist).

My preference is this, RANCH ON PIZZA IS BETTER THAN A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP. The combination of buttermilk and red sauce is something out of heaven, but I do see the other side of the argument, ranch can have a weird consistency with a solid food.

We all can agree ranch and salad do belong together, if you disagree, you're a psychopath and need to seek help from a local minister or priest.