‘National No Beard Day’ – what is this foolishness?

Off top, who created this holiday? Without research, I can guess that it was NOT a woman.

What is ‘National No Beard Day’?

It is a day to celebrate the clean-shaven men across the globe. And get this part to encourage men to shave off their beards.

[Insert Mary K’s temper tantrum]

This is not a test; men with beards, listen to me. DON’T DO IT! For the love of all things good in the world, keep your beard. This day is encouraging you, men, to make a very detrimental mistake. Especially if your partner loves your beard. ME, I’m one of those people.

Come home without your beard. TRY ME!

There are all types of beards, my favorite short boxed beard. Also, there is a Royale beard, Goatee, Horseshoe mustache, and the list goes on and on. Ok, I’ll admit, I’m a sucker for a man with ANY kind of beard. Now that I’m thinking about it, I don’t think I’ve ever dated anyone without a beard in my adult life. I might need counseling.

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Ok, let me calm down about this foolish holiday. I know it’s “just” hair, and it will grow back. So, what you do with your facial hair is your decision. [I typed that with a straight face, but my eyes were rolling] I will support you in your decision. However, until your beard grows back, I will be looking at these lovely bearded men.

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