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25 Things I’d Rather Do Than Pack Another Box for This Move
I am moving, and (spoiler alert) packing sucks. I don't think I can pack another box, so here's a list of all the things I'd rather do that deal with this:
- Kick a hornet's nest
- Eat scraps out of the garbage disposal
- Take a bath in acetone
- Have someone I respect insult me to my face
- Never take another nap again
- Drink hot buttermilk
- Watch a Caillou marathon
- Run an actual marathon
- Walk barefoot through a thumbtack factory
- Get punched in the face
- Listen to Gilbert Godfried read 50 Shades of Grey
- Eat dry Metamucil
- Make out with Lou Holtz
- Change the oil on a dumptruck
- Apply for a mortgage
- Die
- Go to the 7th layer of hell
- Live in a house without air conditioning
- Be an Auburn fan (j/k I would NEVER)
- Drink bleach
- Clean a truckstop floor with a toothbrush
- Walk barefoot across blacktop in August
- Wait in line at the DMV
- Wash a garbage truck by hand
- Drive on McFarland Boulevard at 5pm
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