911 should only be used in emergency situations. Apparently, this woman didn't get the memo...

LL's Comment: With all the times that I've been lonely and drunk, I've NEVER once called 911. Which means: That I have saved taxpayers THOUSANDS of dollars in not doing so. Therefore, the next time You see me, you can show your gratitude by buying me a beer and being my friend.......Only because I DON'T want to be lonely and drunk with the temptation of calling 911, and putting a dent in everyone's wallets:-) 

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