So Here’s a Guy in a Michael Myers Mask Walking Galveston Bay in a Tropical Storm
Good news! Galveston police have finally done it. They have successfully and allegedly apprehended the notorious psycho serial killer movie villain, Michael Myers. Who knew he enjoyed relaxing strolls on the beach? Who knew he was an attorney?
A very wise man once stated, "hurricanes are a hell of a drug." Actually, no one has ever said that. However, hurricanes oftentimes make people behave a little nutty. The excitement, fear, low atmospheric pressure, stress, and alcohol tend to seep out in interesting and often strange ways.
Michael Myers From Halloween Strolling Galveston Beach
Check out this guy, dressed as Michael Myers from the "Halloween" movies casually strolling the beach in Galveston as Tropical Storm Nicholas made landfall in Texas.
Mycah HatfieldAccording to ABC13.com the man dressed as Michael Myers who took the stormy beach walk is actually a Galveston area attorney.
"His name is Mark Metzger, a Galveston-area lawyer who is no stranger to doing these things. His prank caused a stir on the beach, but it did not last for long."
According to reports, Galveston police received a call Monday afternoon (09/13/21) about a man walking on the beach with a bloody knife.
When police arrived on the scene, they detained Metzger. After learning the knife and blood were fake, Metzger was cited for disorderly conduct and released.
Metzer tells ABC13.com -
I did it as a way to try and find a little bit of positivity in the gloomy doom. I just don't think they appreciate it that much. I guess there's (SIC) some people out there that don't have a sense of humor or, you know, can't please them all.
You see a full interview with Metzger about the whole ordeal over at ABC13.com.
Man Dressed as Michael Myers in Galveston Beach
Mike Myers on the Beach Song
As if this couldn't get any better, someone has already written and recorded a theme song for the whole thing.