This is easily my News Story of the week so far.....I'll even go as so far as to say that it's my News Story of the YEAR so far!

Various news outlets are reporting that A Lion attacked a Man and Woman having sex in a bush in Africa, killing the woman.

News website My Zimbabwe says that Sharai Mawera and an unidentified male were having sex in a bushy area of a Zimbabwe village when a Lion attacked them."Unfortunately the woman, who was also known as Mai Desire, was mauled to death by the lion, but her boyfriend managed to escape naked and he was only wearing a condom," a source reportedly told the outlet. "The two were having their quality time near Mahombekombe Primary School."

The man eventually notified police who, along with officials from the Zimbabwe Parks & Wildlife Management Authority, accompanied him to the scene where they allegedly found the woman's mauled body according to the report.

LL's Comment: Two things immediately jump out at me while reading this article. # 1) It's obvious that The Man wasn't harmed by The Lion only because HE was wearing PROTECTION and the Woman wasn't......and #2) The story says that they were having sex in a "bushy area". What I want to know is: In what other area are they supposed to be having sex?

 

 

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