I Think I Had A Conversation Today With A Bona Fide Pimp At The Tuscaloosa Cash Savers!

So, this morning I stopped in at The Vowels Cash Savers Grocery Store On Skyland Boulevard to grab myself some Breakfast in the Deli. (The Food there is most EXCELLENT, by the way).  After I finished paying, I started walking out the door when I noticed this IMPECCABLY dressed man, (pictured above), sitting on the bench by the door, enjoying himself an Ice Cold Coca-Cola. Being a connoisseur of Bright, Flashy, Suits, I had to compliment this Gentleman on his wonderful attire.

Me: "Excuse Me, Sir, but that is an Awesome Suit!"

Mystery Man: "Why, Thank You Young Man."

Me: "Where did you get it?"

Mystery Man: "My Tailor custom made it for me back in Louisiana."

Me: "That must've cost you a lot."

Mystery Man: "He gave me a good deal on it, he custom makes all my clothes. You have to DRESS, if you want to achieve SUCCESS."

Me: "If you don't mind me asking, what do you do for a living?" 

Mystery Man: "I'm in The People Business."

Me: "What kind of People Business?"

Mystery Man: "I work in Public Relations."

Me: "For which company?"

Mystery Man: " My own company, I'm an Entrepreneur. I deal with supply and demand. And I have plenty of supply to meet the demand."

Me: "You sound like you're very successful. Your Wife must be proud." 

Mystery Man: "I don't have a Wife."

Me: "Do You Have A Girlfriend?"

Mystery Man: "Oh, I have PLENTY of Girlfriends." 

At that point, I started adding up the information that I had been given. I said to myself, "Hmmm,... "Flashy Clothes",..."Works For Himself",... "Plenty Of Girlfriends". So It DAWNED on me, and I went ahead and asked THE question.

Me: "Sir, I have to ask you , Are You A Pimp?" 

Mystery Man: "Boy, don't be asking me no more stupid questions, or else I'll have to smack you down with my PIMP HAND!"

Me: "My apologizes, Sir. Anyway, I gotta go. But it's been nice meeting you, Mr. Pimp."

Mr. Pimp: "The Pleasure has been all mine......Enjoy your Breakfast."

THE END :-)