AMC’s Mad Men Returns Sunday

AMC's Mad Men, aka The Greatest Show on Television, aka my weekly excuse to gawk at John Hamm and John Slattery, is back Sunday with a two-hour premeire for Season 6.

It's been over a year since we checked in with Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce, the hottest office on Madison Avenue. I have so many unanswered questions from Season 5 that I have been waiting for this premiere like a kid jacked up on cookies and candy canes waiting for Santa Claus. Here's what I need to find out:

• Is Don's marriage to Megan on the rocks now that she's persuing her acting dreams? Will he go back to his old cheatin' ways?
• Is Sally still friends with creepy Glenn, the Holden Caufield of suburban NYC?
• How is my girl Peggy holding it down at her new job?
• How is the office dealing with the loss of Lane (thinking about his untimely demise still makes me cry, y'all), and who will punch smarmy Pete in his absence?
• How is Joanie liking the single life? (I just know she's fine. Joan is a godess)
• Is Roger still dropping acid on the reg?
• What about Ken's wierdo robot romance novels?
• And WHAT ABOUT FAT BETTY?

As you can see, I am clearly obsessed with Mad Men. I've been fanatical about it since it premiered back in 2007. I'm elated for a new season, but it's sad in a way--knowing that the end of the series is nigh. But I won't think about that now. Instead, I'll be literally drooling over the promo pic below. I mean, dang: John Hamm and John Slattery are looking good, y'all. And Christina is working that cocktail dress like nobody's business. And Vincent Kartheiser is very... Pete Campbell. Ew. (Did you know he's for real dating Alexis Bledel? No joke. When I found out I was like, stay away from Rory Gilmore, creeper.)

Set your DVRs for 8pm Sunday night. It's going to be amazing as always. I expect nothing less from creator and head writer Matt Weiner. Just watch the clip below of The Greatest Ad Pitch in the History of Mankind. *For the record, I cry every time I watch it, just like Harry Crane.