36 Reasons Why Summer is THE WORST
Memorial Day is almost here, which means that summer has "officially" started. Sure, you can get hyped to head to the beach, lay out by the pool, or hit the lake with friends--but then what? It's hot as all get out, and that's what makes summer a trash season. Here are 36 reasons why summer is literally the worst.
- It's 120 degrees outside with 99% humidity on the regular, which makes walking outside feel like you're on death row but the A/C isn't working so you just sweat and die
- There are bees
- Also wasps
- Oh, and hornets
- Sunburn
- You need to sell a kidney to pay your electric bill
- The kids are home from school, and that's cool for like a week until they're telling you how BORED they are 56 times a day
- Chub rub
- Underboob sweat
- No good shows on TV
- Mosquitoes
- Snakes
- Price increases at amusement parks
- People at amusement parks
- People who don't wear deodorant smell 50x worse
- Bees
- Wasps
- Hornets
- Wasps
- Wasps
- Yellowjackets
- Hornets
- Hornets
- Basically everything with wings and six legs
- Jellyfish stings at the beach
- Craving Summer Snow and getting there and the line is like 6217469764362 people deep but your lunch break is only an hour so you can't get Summer Snow and you come back to work with runny mascara and HEY MAYBE I JUST WANTED THIS ONE THING QUIT JUDGING ME JANIS
- Humidity that ruins your hair
- Humidity that ruins your makeup
- HUMIDITY THAT RUINS EVERYTHING
- That one dude in the office who's always all, "Is it hot enough for ya?"
- Walking outside for five minutes and being covered in sweat
- Trying to shop at Publix and walking across the parking lot but it's 100 degrees and the asphalt is basically HOT LAVA
- Being stuck at work and having to scroll through everyone else's vacation pics while you're trying to keep it together during your third double shift THIS WEEK
- Going through an epic poem to get the fam ready to hit the pool only to be greeted by a popup thunderstorm the minute you arrive
- NO FOOTBALL
- All of it
Summer is trash, y'all.