No One Understands the Lyrics to Calvin Harris and Florence Welch’s “Sweet Nothing” and It is Hilarious

"Sweet Nothing" by Calvin Harris featuring Florence Welch is my jam these days. I wanted to see the music video for the song, so I pulled it up on Youtube. Apparently no one understands the song's actual lyrics, so I died laughing at some of the comments made by confused fans.

Sexy ELEPHANTS? Come on. I see how one could hear "sexy nothing," but sexy ELEPHANTS? Then again, this is the internet...

Sexy HEAVEN: is this a part of regular heaven or an entirely separate entity? Either way, that ain't what Florence is singin'.

Sexy OVEN. There is no way this person is being serious--at least that's what I hope. If not, I fear for the human race.

Sweet Muffins: I LOL'ed at this one--for reals. You're baking me such sweet muffins... You'll notice the comment below refers to "sexy nothing" again.

Sexy REALTY/ PELICAN/ ELEPHANT/SEA URCHIN--again with the LOL'ing. Pretty sure these are all just jokes, but then again...

Sexy DOLPHINS: I died. Like, I can't even type this out all the way because I am laughing so hard thinking about what a "sexy" dolphin would look like.

Sexy elephants (again): I like that the individual was able to surmise that Florence is not singing about an attractive elephant. Good to see some common sense in action.

Sexy nothing (again) and Sexy Dolphin (again): It was at this point that I gave up. I was laughing so loud my coworkers were getting concerned.

Thanks, Internet, for ruining this song for me. Like, I will never be able to listen to it again without thinking of this...