Transplanted yankee that's been in Alabama for over 20 years. Hero and role model is Sterling Archer. Lifetime Vikings and Twins fan (grew up in the great white north). Has hair on most everything he owns thanks to his 3 bullies, Samson the boxer, Delilah the American Bulldog, and Charlie the English bulldog. A day filled with hot wings and ice cold Blue Moon drafts translates to pretty much the perfect day. A day filled with yardwork and micromanagers translates to pretty much a crappy one. Believes in the teachings of Bill and Ted, Be Excellent to each other. Do unto others as you'd have them do unto you also works