I am a transplanted yankee that's been in Alabama for over 20 years. My hero and role model is Sterling Archer. I'm a lifetime Vikings and Twins fan (grew up in the great white north) and I have hair on most everything I own thanks to my three bullies, Samson the boxer, Delilah the American Bulldog, and Charlie the English bulldog. A day filled with hot wings and ice cold Blue Moon drafts translates to pretty much the perfect day. A day filled with yardwork and micromanagers translates to pretty much a crappy one. I believe in the teachings of Bill and Ted, Be Excellent to each other. Do unto others as you'd have them do unto you also works.