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For the past 2 months, I've been looking online checking when the 2nd stimmy will get released to the struggling and hard working people of America. But now for the 3rd week in a row, it's getting pushed back AGAIN.

At first, major talks were being said for the check to be dropped on July 20th, 2020. But that didn't happen.. So here is my day dream list of a few scenarios of what I'd like to purchase with that 2nd stimmy.

 

Scenario #1

  • A Black Bear Cub (Yes, they're legal to own in Alabama)  -- Average cost: $600
  • Horse Saddle -- $100
  • Cowboy Hat (for the bear) -- $100
  • A long-sword -- $400.

The reasoning behind the purchases of #1 are simple -- how dope would it be to ride a black bear to work every day and no one would mess with me. The thought of a man with a long-sword riding a black bear with a little cowboy can make any man shiver in his boots.

Scenario #2

  • 12 Ferrets -- $100 per Ferret.

Reasoning is simple, I've always wanted to have a ferret army. Nothing wrong with that.

 

Scenario #3

  • Truck Parts -- $800
  • Dog (Yellow Lab) -- $400

Roll Tide, that's why.