I decided my master bathroom needed a facelift, so why not highlight one of the most pleasing faces known to mankind? I'm not talking about my own face (which is pretty great, btw). I am talking about Jeff Goldblum.

I was searching for new shower curtains on Amazon when I stumbled across this majestic beauty. It was like $20 and available for delivery via Prime, so I hit 'add to cart' faster than you can say 'Jeff Goldblum was the best thing about Thor: Ragnarok.'

I mean... just look at this bad boy.

Marie Kondo would be proud. This brings me so much joy.