Location: In My Feelings
There's a saying that when one is emotional, he is "in his feelings." Common slang. Not a common place to "check in."
But this is exactly where one of my most intellectual yet hilarious friends checked in today. Unfortunately, according to Facebook, this friend is the only person to have checked in at such establishment, but wouldn't it be perfect if more people did?
Can you imagine logging into an account, checking to see what a friend is up to, and seeing "in my feelings" as the location? What happens from there completely depends on the type of friend you are. You either avoid that person or check on him to see if there's anything you can do to help.
Then again, you could be like me and laugh at your friend's wit. Undoubtedly, this friend is okay, but just to be safe, I think I'll be making a phone call.