I’m here to tell you upfront, I’m not cut out for jail. Reasons why? At the top of the list is that the color orange doesn’t look good on fluffy gals and an uncomfortable bed doesn’t sound that great. So, I’ll continue to be a law-abiding citizen.

Well … I still might continue doing 5 over the speed limit because I’m somewhat of a risk-taker.

Random, not that I’m contemplating jail but do they let you sleep with your CPAP machine in jail? I’m thinking not, so I’ll add that to the list of reasons “why Mary K can’t go to jail.”

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