Tennessee police arrested a man who allegedly flushed a stupid amount of meth and heroine. Police responded by saying, doing such act could cause "Meth-gator"

I don't know about you but that sounds horrifying.

Imagine a 12 foot gator with messed up teeth, swollen eyes and only wearing one shoe. Terrifying.

"Ducks, Geese, and other fowl frequent our treatment ponds and we shudder to think what one all hyped up on meth would do. Furthermore, if it made it far enough we could create meth-gators in Shoal Creek and the Tennessee River down in North Alabama. They’ve had enough methed up animals the past few weeks without our help. So, if you need to dispose of your drugs just give us a call and we will make sure they are disposed of in the proper way.”

That was the official response by the local police department.