101 Things I’m Thankful For in 2016

Thanksgiving is here, and that means its time to reflect on all the many wonderful things that make our lives so special. Here's a ridiculously long list of everything for which I am giving thanks in 2016:

1. My Daughter
2. My Husband
3. My Family
4. My Friends
5. My Volkswagen Passat
6. My Coworkers
7. Our Awesome Family of Star 1017 Listeners
8. 90's at Noon
9. Tuscaloosa
10. Cottondale
11. Sephora
12. Houseshoes
13. Baths
14. The New Lush in Birmingham
15. Manicotti from Anthony's Italian Kitchen
16. Kate McKinnon
17. Memes
18. Jason Momoa
19. The Arctic Tumbler I Bought for Like $15 on Amazon
20. Nick Saban
21. Terri Saban
22. Alabama Football
23. Queso from Taco Mama
24. Naps
25. Maury
26. That One Potato Chip in the Bag That's Kind of Folded Over So You Eat It and You're Like DOUBLE CRUNCH
27. Aldi
28. My Phone
29. Zyrtec
30. James Spann
31. Our Fireplace
32. Yu-Be Moisturizing Skin Cream
33. AmorePacific Treatment Enzyme Peel
34. Warm Blankets Fresh Out of the Dryer
35. Last Week Tonight With John Oliver
36. Christmas Music
37. Flu Shots
38. Jay R. Ferguson
39. Living Proof Perfect Hair Day Night Cap Overnight Hair Protector
40. Chocolate
41. Bacon
42. Milo's Sweet Tea
43. People Who Let You Cut in Line at the Grocery Store When You Only Have Like Two Items
44. Air Conditioning
45. Pie (All Forms)
46. Those Like 15 Second Recipe Videos That Are All Up in My Facebook News Feed
47. Jermaine "Funnymaine" Johnson
48. Yoga Pants
49. Idris Elba
50. Those Rare Mornings During Which You Don't Hit a Single Red Light on Your Commute to Work
51. China Fun #2 Spring Rolls
52. Doughnuts
53. Dad Jokes
54. Darren Knight's 'Southern Mama' Videos
55. Hourglass Vanish Seamless Foundation Stick
56. Belif The True Cream Aqua Bomb
57. Pedicures
58. Oversized Flannel Shirts
59. Carbs
60. BBQ Ribs from Archibald's
61. XFinity's X1 Operating System and Voice Remote
62. Tuscaloosa Public Library
63. Hashbrown Casserole
64. Milkshakes
65. Netflix
66. YouTube
67. Puppies
68. Target
69. Starbucks
70. Amazon Prime
71. Expedited Shipping
72. Aerin Rose Lip Conditioner
73. Leslie Jones
74. Senator Elizabeth Warren
75. The Southern Poverty Law Center
76. Waffle House
77. Swimming Pools
78. Pancakes
79. The Big Lebowski
80. Even Numbers
81. Pureology's Hydrate Line
82. ESPN's College GameDay
83. Weird Paul Finebaum Callers
84. Pecans
85. Trader Joe's
86. Google Chrome
87. Concerts
88. Kittens
89. Free Stuff
90. The Way Real Christmas Trees Smell
91. Bad Jokes
92. Dad Bods
93. Beards
94. Every Single Fragrance in the Maison Martin Margiela Replica Line
95. Lemon Icebox Pie from Jim 'N Nick's
96. Verne Lundquist's Chortle
97. College Football (Just all of it)
98. Ale-8-One
99. Cardigans
100. Hourglass Veil Mineral Primer
101. Uber