If someone tried to steal your identity, would they be successful?

I'm going to go ahead and say no.

Well, they might be successful, but if they stole mine, they'd immediately give it back.  Nobody wants these problems.

"Jade, it shows here that we can't open an account because you owe...."

"Jade, you were not approved for this card because..."

"Jade, did you REALLY think you were going to be approved?  Real talk?"

However, there are obviously people out there who effectively handle their business enough for others to want their identities.

Tuscaloosa Police are working one case where a woman was notified that multiple accounts were being opened in her name.

Anyone with information on the suspect's identity is asked to come forward.

In the meantime, I'm trying to find the victim.  Maybe she can tell me how to get my life in order enough to be desirable to someone else.

Got that?  Know the suspect, contact the police.  Know the victim, hit me up!