25 New Year’s Resolutions I Can Actually Keep in 2016

The promise of a new year brings with it the promise of new beginnings and a happier, healthier life. FOR MOST PEOPLE. Here are a few resolutions I know I can keep in 2016.

1. Go to at LEAST one Bama home game
2. Go to the beach
3. Try to keep from earning Sephora VIB Rouge status for 2017 before my birthday
4. Stop balking at the price tag of effective skin care products when I know they're worth every penny (contradicts previous resolution, but whatevs)
5. Maybe not eat Redi-Whip straight from the can in signs of duress
6. Only rewatch Mad Men once (not counting my current binge)
7. Open savings account for 2020 Disneyworld trip
8. Stop using box hair dye and let a professional take care of my hair
9. Sunscreen (every day, no exceptions)
10. Sleep in more (please, Jesus, let me have this one)
11. Attend at least one music festival
12. Buy a new-to-me car
13. Shoes besides flip-flops/combat boots
14. Stop responding to passive-aggressive nonsense
15. Read more
16. Write more
17. Attempt to make bolognese at home
18. LEGGINGS AS PANTS
19. More dad jokes
20. Jorts
21. Buy a pair of decent prescription sunglasses
22. Roadtrips
23. Bath bombs
24. Pizza
25. Weekend stay at the Grand Bohemian Hotel in Mountain Brook for my birthday

Goals, right? What are your resolutions?