The Winter Storm Warning has been cancelled, and it seems as though the SNOWPOCALYPSE has been cancelled. Here are 10 things more impressive that today's snowfall. 

  1. Alabama's performance in the College Football Playoff National Championship Game
  2. My friend from high school who dropped out and now sells MLM stuff on Facebook
  3. Getting a basket of normal french fries and finding it contains a single bonus curly fry
  4. Late-night infomercials
  5. Politicians
  6. Mama June in a swimsuit competition
  7. A dude shooting bottle rockets out of a vintage IROC (actually, this is pretty damn impressive regardless of the situation)
  8. People who say they "could care less"
  9. English Peas
  10. A lukewarm bath with an expired bathbomb